Military Truisms

I found a bunch of lines about Military. On a lighter note, I am sharing the same with all my friends.. Enjoy!!

• "Aim towards the Enemy." [Instruction printed on Rocket launcher]
• When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend. [From an Army Field Manual]
• Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground.
• Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once.
• If the enemy is in range, so are you.
• Tracers work both ways.
• The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
• If you can see the enemy, he can see you.

Clicked on my Canon EOS 1000D. (Specifications on request)